What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.